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A 16 year old INFP from South London. This is the paper tumblr of a paper boy. Enjoy.

lol what the fuck is going on at QPR

first of all around 1h 15 minutes someone puts up a Darren Bent shirt and pretends to be a player signing for the club.

now some guys are holding up a chelsea flag and everyone’s chanting “fuck off chelsea *blah blah blah*”

God that must be fucking annoying. i thought stoke fans were bad on deadline day.

— 6 hours ago with 2 notes
#qpr  #queens park rangers  #transfers  #deadline day  #chelsea fc  #chelsea  #football  #football fans  #fans  #wtf  #annoying 
fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope


Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

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Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

— 7 hours ago with 262690 notes
Anonymous asked: Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|


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fishingboatproceeds:

"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

Isn’t it lovely to watch people blame the victims

— 7 hours ago with 27131 notes

simpsonscameos:

[9F21] - Homer’s Barbershop Quartet. 

George Harrison as himself. 

— 9 hours ago with 1753 notes

OMG redknapp refused to talk to a reporter from his SUV car window o__o

HAS THE WORLD GONE COMPLETELY CRAZEEE!?! WHO WILL SAY THEIR SIGNINGS ARE “TRIFFIC” NOW :((((

— 10 hours ago
#harry redknapp  #qpr  #queens park rangers  #football  #transfer  #redknapp  #triffic 

narcissamafoy:

hp meme ϟ ten characters [1/10] draco malfoy

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— 12 hours ago with 5205 notes

hella-rad-trolls:

onemultiplefandom:

bitchesaloud:

plot twist

THIS WAS THE CUTEST PLOT TWIST EVER

BEST PLOT TWIST EVER.

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— 13 hours ago with 457783 notes
afootballobserver:

Manchester City 0-1 Stoke City [BPL] 30/08/2014
Mame Biram Diouf 58’

afootballobserver:

Manchester City 0-1 Stoke City [BPL] 30/08/2014

Mame Biram Diouf 58’

— 13 hours ago with 651 notes

nflstreet:

feeling your computer getting slower though the years is one of the most heartbreaking things ever

(via oddincense)

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